Old Man Jenkins is the third track on the 2025 EP "Moron Milkshake." This song is a sad, synthpop song. The song is about a creep. This song is the second VostOfPG song that exceeds five minutes.
Information
Created: July 10th, 2025
Finished: July 12th, 2025
Time Taken To Finish: 2 Days
Length: 5:29
Genre: 90s Pop/Synthpop
BPM: 127
Lyrics:
Old Man Jenkins, will you let me sleep?
Another man exposed for bad things
The 78 Year Old's a creep
Stalking nine year olds in your Jeep
Looking for someone cute to call a queen
But you don't if they are under eighteen
Old Man Jenkins, with a smile
Say"I give up" and take a break for a while
Old Man Jenkins, will you set me free
I'm under consent so stop abusing me
Old Man Jenkins, find a fiance
Like you did last May
Old Man Jenkins, turn over a new leaf
Don't make the coral die in the reef
Old Man Jenkins, better change your habit
They are just kids in their tablet
Old Man Jenkins, You have cancer
You have three months to be a romancer
What will you do with 90 days left?
Will you find love or commit theft?
Choose wisely, this can open a gate
To Heaven, or the place down below
This or that, what will you choose?
Will it be love, or abuse?
Old Man Jenkins, will you set me free
I'm under consent so stop abusing me
Old Man Jenkins, find a fiance
Like you did last May
Old Man Jenkins, turn over a new leaf
Don't make the coral die in the reef
Old Man Jenkins, better change your habit
They are just kids in their tablet
89, 88, 87, 86, 85, 84, 83
82, 81, 80, 79, 78, 77, 76
75, 74, 73, 72, 71, 70, 69 (Nice)
68, 67, 66, 65, 64, 63, 62
61, 60, 59, 58, 57, 56, 55 (Times Ticking)
54, 53, 52, 51, 50, 49, 48 (You chose theft!)
40, 39, 38, 37, 36, 35, 34 (Times Ticking)
40, 39, 38, 37, 36, 35, 34 (Death Is Near)
33, 32, 31, 30, 29, 28, 27 (Times Ticking)
26, 25, 24, 23, 22, 21, 20 (Death Is Near)
19, 18, 17, 16, 15, 14, 13 (Unlucky Number)
12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, six (Times Ticking)
5, 4, 3, 2, (Almost Done!)
1, Aaaaaaah
Old Man Jenkins, will you set me free
I'm under consent so stop abusing me
Old Man Jenkins, find a fiance
Like you did last May
Old Man Jenkins, turn over a new leaf
Don't make the coral die in the reef
Old Man Jenkins, better change your habit
They are just kids in their tablet