Meet The Losers is the tenth track on the 2025 album "Kidnap The Kat." by VostOfPG. It's a diss track targeted to his and Poetatoe's plushies. It's a parody of Kendrick Lamar's "Meet The Grahams."
Information
Created: April 4th, 2025
Finished: April 4th, 2025
Time Taken To Finish: 16 Minutes
Length: 5:44
Genre: Diss Track, Dubsbreak, Trap
BPM: 128
Lyrics:
Dear Blueberry, you think that you’re so scary
Go back to your daddy and dare me
Because I don’t think you’re gonna like what i’m about to say
You are just so insecure
You don’t even know how to play
You always try to make people die, but not today
Because, I know the truth behind you
You’re the one who’s control
Dear Wolfy, I didn’t know that you’re going to be so poopy
Cause’ I don’t think, but try and shoot me
You can’t even do it with your bad, bad, bad aiming
Because you are so stupid at taming
You can’t even control yourself, think of Minecraft
You always become angry when people hit you
That’s for sure, but I don’t know about you
Dear Whiskers, you think that you’re the best of the Pipers
But nice try, you can’t even mate her
Because your family is now dead, I shot them
Oh, too bad, oh cry your face
Oh bloody disgrace
Nice try, but you can’t beat the face
Because i’m just better at that
Oh yeah, be sad, be mad
Dear Monstercat, oh the leader of the bunch
You think that you are just cool, but no, i’ll munch
Cause’ i’ll eat your for lunch
Next time, i’m gonna kill you, i’m gonna shoot you if you don’t do your job right
Because you know, you forgot that inside
It’s me, you know who I am
Well, nice try buddy, you think i’m ham
Dear Japan, I didn’t tell you this, but you not the man
You’re the one that tries to be cool, you just sad
In reality, you just, yeah
You’re the highest people who pew-pew themselves to death
Oh no, what you gonna do?
Yeah, you’re entire community is erupting
Nobody watches anime, buddy
Nobody wants to talk about Pokemon
Nobody wants to talk about One Piece
Dear, Mary-Had-A-Little-Lamb, I have not known this, but you are so samp
Because I can tell you that you’re a lamb
But you’re lame, you’re in chains
Nice try, but you can’t change the exchange, buddy
You tried to infiltrate the games, but I don’t think you can be the same
You just suck, because the point og the games
Your not even trying at this point
Stand you butt up, get your fat butt on the big bell
Meet the Anti-Games
Meet the Anti-Games
Oh boy, they just suck
They suck
Dear Taranza, i’m sorry that you poisonus cannot stand the
Unfortunately, Magolor broke his command block
I don’t think you’re useful anymore
What’s the point of eight hands, stop banging mother
I don’t even think, oh wait I should probably remove that
That wasn’t nice of me, well, this is family friendly
That’s why is called PG, boy
What you tryna’ make fun of me
Dear Ephixa, I shouldn’t tell you this, but you are not the mister
Mr. Monstercat tryna make you for money
I just know em’ because he is an alien, so funny
Right, but he doesn’t even spell the rhymes
Because he is so in chimes
He is so insecure all the time
He can’t take all of these lies
He can’t take it anymore, another time
I don’t even know, what to say this
But unfortunately, you are the worst of this group
You’re a penguin rifle, why don’t you just shoot yourself
You ugly
Dear Technology, you’re the coolest man of the earth
Unfortunately, I don’t think because you’re a turd
Oh yeah, Gordo, wassup here?
I think your cooking strats, where’s Morimoto here?
Oh boy, here goes Vdara, the chill man
You think you’re the tan?
Go gambling again?
Well boy, I don’t think you’re cool
Because I think that Anti-Games do not rule
Oh, you and all of you guys suck
What the? I know, no
I don’t know why i’m swearing this much
Because i’m just getting angry
Because all of these fuss
Because I can not take this anymore
You guys suck, oh my god
Just stop already, “stop the games”
“Oh my god, stop the games already”
Well, i’m never stopping, i’m never gonna stop
Because you’re the one, and i’m pushing
Dear Socks, i’m sorry brother, but you are not the main villain
You’re just a wannabe, lame chillain
I bet you just wanna get revenge for me from firing you
Oh no, your salary is over, oh no
Your career is over
Nobody wants to accept you
What’s the fate?
You have lost your money, what a big disgrace
Gordon Ramsay so digusted by you, even Morimoto
Nobody is gonna invite you, into their house of modeium
Dear Mackenzie, New Zealand man keeps eating kiwis
Unfortunately, that’s not the case
Because he’s just bad because he think he’s strong as a mace
But no way, because he’s just weak
He doesn’t even have a PTSD, but somehow he’s an organ doctor
I don’t even know what happened there
But oh my god, this is not fair
Yes, shoot them all, my beat is turning on
Oh yeah, turn the engines before
Dear Rocky, I didn’t know that you were gonna be so sloppy
I didn’t know that you are soggy
Because based of your water problems, all of those things
I can tell that you are not the things
Because I thought that you could survive the drama
Because you just a llama
Because you’re lame as Tama
Because you think you have some of your trauma
Oh no, you got PTSD from Paw Patrol things
Oh, let me just tell you something
That Chase is better than you buddy
Yeah, ay, ay, meet the stupid losers
Meet the losers, meet the losers
Meet the losers
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